Please Be My Friend and Buy Me Presents

Is everyone on Facebook by now? If not, you’re living in a hole. Seriously, folks…Myspace out, Facebook in. Get with it.

My favorite part about Facebook, aside from the fact that you can lurk around and see what your friends are up to without even asking them, is the Gift Shop. Yes, Facebook has a store where you can purchase gifts (i.e. thumbnail sized graphics) to give (i.e. post online) to friends (i.e. those people who went to junior high with you ten years ago) over Facebook. For the great price of $1, you can buy that cute girl you like anything from a teddy bear, to a bowl of vegetable soup, to a pair of handcuffs. And the best part is that each item is a limited edition. That way, you can say, “Baby, I love you so much, I spent $1 on a one-out-of-a-hundred-thousand limited edition (insert item)!” Awesome.

Here are a few of my favorite gifts that Facebook offers:

  • sock hanging on a doorknob
  • Whoopee Cushion
  • gingerbread man voodoo doll
  • vomit
  • dashboard hula girl
  • chihuahua in a pink handbag
  • “Kick Me” sign
  • Cosmopolitan
  • can of Whoop Ass

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